Bourbon and Backroads

It all started with an O.
Not the best I’ve ever had, but it was damn good for a solo mission. The fantasy and thrill of “pretending” to record myself for my crush only added to the experience. After all, there’s nothing better than the notion of a certain brooding nerd watching me hit that peak. There’s one small problem. I accidentally hit “send” on that video. And now my not so secret crush, wants me to move in with him!
It’s not what you’re thinking. He needs my help to keep his crazy ex-girlfriend off his back. So, what’s a girl to do when she gets to share a bed with the man of her dreams while playing the role of his fake girlfriend? Invest in batteries of course.